New Year Joke 😂😂😂

1. When boys start borrowing from each other

They call themselves blood 😂😂

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2. When girls start borrowing clothes from each other they call themselves twennie

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3. Any girl expecting Valentine's Flower should start planting it Now 😒😧

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4. To prevent your SIM from being blocked by NIN borrow airtime as much as you can....Must I teach you everything 😒😒

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5. If she uploads pictures of more than two yahoo boys, she’s a hoe.✊✊

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6. Me wan join Stingy man association of Nigeria (SMAN ) dem say I’m not eligible say Na person wey get money Dey stingy🙈🙈

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7. Kissing scene in a movie

Me- 😳😳

Dad- 😒😒

Me- 🙈🙈🙈

Dad- open eyes look😒

Me pretending😑😑

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My mind-😏😏them no even sabi kiss😑😑

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8. Her: please I need ur help

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Me : am using it 😂😂

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9. God please punish my friends for my sins🤦😞

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Na dem spoil me😩😒

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10. BREAKING NEWS

Man walks out alive after being burned to death in a swimming pool 🤨

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11. Fake love : I love u.. I miss u

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True love : block unblock block unblock 😂😂

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Me: So when we get marry.. She will now be doing divorce remarry divorce Remarry me abi. No be me she wan give IPad-tension😑😑

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12. Sleeping in a vigil in Surulere is risky. As the hoely spirit is moving, your phone is also moving.🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️

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13. He is like a father to me

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Na so sugar daddy dey start 🙄🙄

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14. Husband showed up at his wife work place, came from behind and kisses her neck...She laughed and said "MD stop it,you know we at work"🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️

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